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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I guess that's why call it balloons.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: I guess that's why they call it the blues.



    The story:

    My cousin loved this song and was really singing with all her heart, especially the balloons part. Her brother and I heard her and died laughing and of course teased the heck out of her. She was real offended by our teasing and said, "I like it better this way!" and went on singing as if weren't there. We still tease her to this day.

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