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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got one pound vanilla, dixie cups,
    all flavors, and push ups too.

    Artist: Van Halen
    Real Lyric: I got good lemonade, dixie cups,all flavors, and push ups too.



    The story:

    I went out to a bar with a large group of friends where they were doing karaoke. Being a good sport I picked one of my favorite songs "Icecream Man". Well, everytime it came up to "I got good lemonade" I was transfixed on the screen and stopped singing. It was just wrong and I didn't understand why they had the wrong words. The KJ would have to start singing behind me to get me going again only to stop when the same line came up and stare blankly at it. Later that night, with the song going through my head, it dawned on me I had been singing, "One pound vanilla." For 20+ years! The reason I thought I was right is because it sounds like a euphemism for minute man sex (one pound) with a white guy (vanilla), and David Lee Roth is a white guy. Why would he have lemonade on his Icecream truck?

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