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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got no thumb, but it grew back again.
    You're never gonna keep me down.

    Artist: Chumbawamba
    Song: Tubthumping
    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again.You're never gonna keep me down.

    The story:

    One day my father runs in, singing that, with appropriate hand gestures and everything. He's terrible with song lyrics, so he compensates by getting very good at replacing them with his own. My friends just looked at him. My god, it was so funny. He then went on to replace the rest of the lyrics as well, but nothing quite topped that.

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    okay, I laughed until I cried!

    drstacy1 Feb 16, 2009 6:15 pm

    *thumbs up*

    served_raw Feb 16, 2009 4:52 pm