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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got no job but I can open this
    And then I'm gonna drink it down

    Artist: Chumbawamba
    Song: Tubthumping
    Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up againYou're never gonna keep me down



    The story:

    I was singing -- no, more like shouting -- along to the radio. Really having a good time. And a coworker came in and heard me. 'Nuff said.

    Except I also thought the "pissing the night away" lyric was "dancin' the night away". But that's just not as funny.

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