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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got my headdress
    from a chumpo chet

    Artist: Blur
    Song: Song 2
    Real Lyric: I got my head checkedBy a jumbo Jet

    The story:

    Oh jeez..i was in like 6th grade..thought i was such a cool kid cuz the song was all hardcore sounding. I was at girl scout camp trying to act like a bad ass..I was like 'I GOT MY HEADDRESS! FROM A CHUMPO CHET!' now I was thinking 'oh headdress like an indian headdress' and I could imagine this guy running around with a headdress singing the song...I dont know what the chumpo chet was..I figured it was some crazy british thing.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/1/2001 9:35 pm

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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