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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got my head checked
    By H.M. Bochek

    Artist: Blur
    Song: Song 2
    Real Lyric: I got my head checkedBy a Jumbo Jet

    The story:

    Sitting in a pub with friends, this song comes on, and I ask who this great man is and which neurotic super celebs he has treated at what I imagine is his exclusive Harley Street clinic. They are bemused at first, so realizing this clearly isn't the lyric I try and pass it off as a gag, but fail miserably. I'm still reminded of it now and then, nearly five years later. And I still can't hear Jumbo Jet.

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