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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got my head checked
    by ancient Moche

    Artist: Blur
    Song: Song 2
    Real Lyric: I got my head checkedBy a jumbo jet

    The story:

    I got in an argument with my fiance (who understands song lyrics better than me even though she has only spoken english for about six years) about the lyrics. I tried to explain that the Moche were a barbaric tribe that lived in ancient Peru and were known for ritualistic mutilations and human sacrifice. The argument made its way to the internet at which time I was proven very very wrong.

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