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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got me some Seamens Jizz
    everybody got they cups, but they aint kissed in
    yanno this type of s**t, happens all the time,
    you gotta get yours before I get mine

    Artist: Phish
    Song: Gin and Juice
    Real Lyric: I got me some Seagram's ginEverybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped inYanno this type of s**t, happens all the timeYou gotta get yours before I get mine
    The story:

    At a youth group camping trip when I just belted it out while I was listening to the song. My youth pastor thought it was hilarious and made me repeat myself four or five times, to different people before she gently broke the news that the song was not about getting naval officers off and then passing around the cup.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/9/2004 2:40 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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