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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got me some Seamens Jizz
    everybody got they cups, but they aint kissed in
    yanno this type of s**t, happens all the time,
    you gotta get yours before I get mine

    Artist: Creed
    Song: Higher
    Real Lyric: I got me some Seagram's ginEverybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped inYanno this type of s**t, happens all the timeYou gotta get yours before I get mine

    The story:

    I knew the words were wrong, but I had no idea what they were, so I sang them at the top of my lungs anyway. My cousin looked over at me with a hilarious look of confusion on her face and said, "WHAT are you saying??" I told her, and she cracked up laughing so hard she could barely tell me what the real words were.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/23/2004 3:31 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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