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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got it one piece at a time, and it didn't cost me
    a dime. (With "piece" referring to conjugal encounters).

    Artist: Johnny Cash
    Real Lyric: I got it one piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime.



    The story:

    Not really misheard, but misinterpreted. My elderly
    neighbor lady told me that she didn't like that song
    because it was all about a man getting free sex, one
    piece at a time. When I finally stopped laughing, I
    remembered that also there is a line in the song
    that says: "I always wanted one that was long and
    black". That sent me into convulsions of laughter
    again.

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