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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got it made, got it made, got it made, I'm not the teacher.

    Artist: Van Halen
    Real Lyric: I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm hot for teacher.



    The story:

    I wasn't wrong for more than a month or so, actually, but my friend was sure I had been. The song had been around for a few years, I guess, when I first saw the video. She heard me singing it my way and laughed and accused me of having thought those were were the words for "all these years." All I had in the way of defense was that at least, it hadn't been THAT long. Besides, which seems more likely... a hot teacher, or someone being happy about being a rock star instead of a teacher? There you go.

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