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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got it, just stay close enough to me and
    Don't smoke! Drop it, clean it, lasso, beat it

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Just Dance
    Real Lyric: I got it, just stay close enough to get itDon't slow! Drive it, clean it, Lysol, bleed itSpend the last dough

    The story:

    I thought she was speaking out against smoking and in eighth
    grade I used it as a song in music class that had a positive
    message. Needless to day- my teacher was not amused.

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