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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got a night on campus
    Love to take you for a ride

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: Kodachrome
    Real Lyric: I got a Nikon cameraLove to take your photograph

    The story:

    Our music class in grade 7 (early
    70's, when the song was current)
    lifted the lyrics of many songs, and
    got a lot of it wrong. Each student
    was responsible for one song (this
    wasn't mine - I did "Monster Mash"
    although I can't remember what if
    anything I got wrong in that one)

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