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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I go potty sometimes on the floor ..."

    Artist: Joe Walsh
    Real Lyric: "I go to parties sometimes until 4 ..."

    The story:

    My best friend (who would eventually become my step-brother) and I were listening to this on the radio and I busted up laughing at the idea of someone doing a "Number Two" on the floor for fun. Although my friend corrected me within the following five minutes, it's still a fond memory of one of the greatest laughs I've had EVER. I was either 9 or 10 when this happened

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