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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I go around to tie my shoe, just to waste my time with you.

    Real Lyric: I go around a time or two, just to waste my time with you.

    The story:

    The first time I heard this song, I was convinced that my lyric was
    right, though it sounded a bit strange. Then, several years later
    while playing Rockband with friends, it was my turn to sing. I chose
    Dirty Little Secret and actually stopped singing when this part of
    the song came up out of shock. I still haven't lived it down.

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