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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I get some lotion from the hook in your pie.

    Artist: Cascada
    Real Lyric: I get a notion from the look in your eye.

    The story:

    I was sitting in Target with two of my good friends, my girl friend and I misunderstood it as the same thing and sang both really loud and obnoxiously when my guy friend was singing the REAL lyrics and then told us we're both stupid idiots and completely walked away from us and left us stranded with no way to get home so we ended up calling him and found out he never really left.

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