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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I get no time, but I get up again
    You're never gonna keep me down

    Artist: Chumbawamba
    Song: Tubthumping
    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up againYou're never gonna keep me down

    The story:

    This was one of the most embarrassing moments ever in my life. Many years ago at my old job we used to listen to the radio. This song used to come up all the time. One day one of my coworkers asked me what they were singing and I said, "I get no time...".

    A few days later she came back to me all red-faced. "You gave me the wrong lyrics! I was singing it last night and my friends started laughing at me!"


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