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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I get knocked down, but I get up again, jullie hebben nog niet betaald.

    Artist: Chumbawamba
    Song: Tubthumping
    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.

    The story:

    A Dutch radio DJ mentioned this lyric once, and every time the song is on the radio, I start laughing again. The misheard lyric has a little bit of Dutch in it, but in English it would be:

    I get knocked down, but I get up again, you guys haven't paid yet.

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    Ahahahaha! Inderdaad, beter dan het origineel! XD

    shepherdblue Mar 16, 2015 10:15 am

    Some Dutch people heard it as "Hij kent No Doubt, wer raken wel bekend, jullie hebben nog niet betaald." (in English, "He knows No Doubt, we will become known, you haven't paid (your bills) yet")

    spantax Oct 26, 2011 4:05 pm