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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I fly like paper, get high like planes
    If you catch me at the border, I got feces in my brain

    Artist: M.I.A.
    Song: Paper Planes
    Real Lyric: I fly like paper, get high like planesIf you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name



    The story:

    I was at a tent trip with some friends, and I was playing guitar and singing. And that part of the song (+the chorus) is basically all I know, so I sang like "I fly like paper, get high like planes
    If you catch me at the border, I got feces in my brain, lalalalalalaa, feces in my brain" throughout the whole verse, and suddenly all my friends were like laying on the ground laughing.
    So I kept on singing cause I thought they thought the lyrics were funny, and yeah, they explained it to me...

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