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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I fell in love with some dago

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: I fell in love with San Pedro

    The story:

    I'm pretty good at impersonating Madonna's voice and La Isla Bonita was playing in the grocery store when I was shoping with my parents. I started singing along with the song out loud and everyone looked at me really weird when I said the wrong lyric. Then some lady who looked to be about 60 walked up to me and told me the real lyrics. My parents saw this and they and a few people around me cracked up.

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