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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I feel so fine from eating bean.
    Ive got my aids and my package too.
    I want mago syrup, 'n everything but you.
    I broke the locks and made a smily face.
    I kinda like it in my brand new place.
    I like the spots above the mirror,
    dont leave the keys or

    Artist: Jewel
    Real Lyric: I feel so far from where I've been.Ive got my eggs and my pancakes too.Ive got maple syrup, ev'rything but you.I break the yolks and make a smily face.I kinda like it in my brand new place.I wipe the spots above the mirror, dont leave the keys in the door.I never put wet towels on the floor anymore, 'cause...

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    I auditioned my version for a school musical not knowing any difference nor the real words. The music teachers have never forgiven me since!

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