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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I drown my eyes in a whiskey river
    and he reminds me, of the wetness of my soul
    he lead the hamburger that's floatin' from my mind
    and warm and empty harmony never felt so cold

    Artist: Willie Nelson
    Real Lyric: I'm drowning in a whiskey river bathin' my memoried mind in the wetness of its odor.Feelin' the amber current flowin' from my mind, a warm and emtpy heart you left so cold.

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    Finding out on a search engine when I was 28, 20 years after I heard the song this way.

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