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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I dreamt the thought of our very first kiss
    I told your dad I'm probably going to miss

    Artist: Blink 182
    Song: First Date
    Real Lyric: I dread the thought our very first kissA target that I'm probably gonna to miss

    The story:

    Some one else had the (correct) lyrics as their msn screen name, I was about to laugh at them and tell them how wrong they were when I thought I'd better check to make sure I was in fact right. after checking on *several* different lyrics sites for the correct lyrics I realised (or perhaps finally admitted) it was I who was wrong. I didn't say anything to my msn buddy.

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