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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't wanna cause no putts
    But can i buy your magic butts


    Drugs and sixpence, sixteen
    Just to drive my baby gray
    Drugs and sixpence, three-way
    And I'll slide my baby every which way

    Artist: The Who
    Song: Magic Bus
    Real Lyric: I don't wanna cause no fussBut can I buy your magic busORTuppence and sixpence each dayJust to drive to my babyTuppence and sixpence each dayAnd I drive my baby every way

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    **YOU** try figuring out song lyrics when you're 2/3 deaf... Suffice to say I had a good chuckle when i found out I was wrong. Thank **** I wasn't at the karaoke bar.

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