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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't wanna cause no fuss
    (To munch a magic butt)
    But can I bite your magic butt?

    Artist: The Who
    Song: Magic Bus
    Real Lyric: I don't wanna cause no fuss(Too much, it's a magic bus)But can I buy your magic bus?(No!!!)

    The story:

    What can I say? Watched too much Beavis and Butthead as a lad, and the term "buttmunch" colored my thoughts. I was singing this at a college party, and suddenly the room went silent, then everyone was roaring with laughter. Everyone thought I was singing it wrong on purpose, and I wasn't about to correct them!!!

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