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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't need the cheese or the car keys
    Boy I like you just the way you are

    Artist: Timbaland
    Real Lyric: I don't need the G's or the car keys, Boy I like you just the way you are

    The story:

    I have no clue why I thought cheese. The song's about a couple that's pretty much broke, and he can't get her fancy things, but she doesn't care. And some cheeses are pretty expensive, aren't they?

    Well, it made sense to me. I asked Dad what the words were, and I swear he say "I don't need the cheese". However, the music was too loud and I didn't hear him correctly. Yup, he said "I don't need the G's."


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