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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't mean to be sneezy
    Being you can't be easy
    When you're creepin' up the backstairs
    Mother's nightmares
    Falling in the front door
    Of my mind
    Climbing in the window
    Get dressed, let's go
    Take your brother's car keys

    Artist: Fratellis,The
    Real Lyric: I don't mean to be sleazyBeing you can't be easyWhen you're creepin' up the backstairsMother's nightmaresFalling in the front doorMy myClimbing in the windowGet dressed, let's goTake your brother's car keysBye bye

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    Not really embarrassing, but I was singing it in art class really loud when my friend corrected me...after she laughed so hard she cried

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