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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't look at porn, so they're telling me to wait.

    Artist: Good Charlotte
    Real Lyric: I don't look important, So they're telling me to wait.
    The story:

    I was making cupcakes with my 13 year old daughter (who is a HUGE GC fan) and listening to my Ipod and singing along, When i got to that lyric I sang what I heard....I don't look at porn.....My daughter looked at me and said "did you just say 'porn'?" I said yeah, that's what he says...we argued about the lyric for serveal minutes (she couldn't tell me what the lyric was, she just knew I was wrong) So I finially sent her up to her room to get the CD booklet with the words in it...She was right I was wrong. The thing is I knew very well that what I heard made no sense whatsoever, but i figured it was a rock song, it doens't have to make sense. Well, After I realized how wrong i was we had a very good laugh about it.....I have been telling everyone about my 'faux pas' since.

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