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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't care what you say anymore this is my life.

    Either way it's OK to wake up with a smell.

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: My Life
    Real Lyric: I don't care what you say anymore this is my life.Either way it's OK to wake up with yourself.

    The story:

    For years I thought Joel was advocating lack of personal hygene; and that some element of Body Odor is possibly acceptable in some other realm.....

    I listened to this classic album by that time for about 15 years. I play guitar, I am musically inclined. I just didn't know until I was a little curious and read the lyrics.

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