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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I did a little drugs about an hour ago

    Artist: Doors
    Song: L.A. Woman
    Real Lyric: I just got into town about an hour ago

    The story:

    I was telling my wife about how Jim Morrison, on the last album
    he did, was so drugged out that he slurred the lyrics to L.A.
    Woman. She told me she thought the opening line sounded like
    "I did a little drugs about an hour ago", which makes a lot more
    sense (and was, in all likelihood, a factual statement) that my
    own mishearing of it as "I dig a little dog about an hour ago."
    Either way, we agreed that it sounds NOTHING like the 'official'

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