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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
    If I fail, if I succeed at least I live as I believe
    No matter what they take from me
    They can't take away free tv

    Artist: Whitney Houston
    Real Lyric: I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadowsIf I fail, if I succeed at least I live as I believeNo matter what they take from meThey can't take away my dignity

    The story:

    This is not a manly song for a guy to be singing but I like the meaning. Driving in the car one day with my wife, I starting singing it out loud and came to the part about the free tv. My wife gave me the strangest look and corrected me what it really said. I had always thought that since our society is obsesses with the television that no one can take your tv away and it made sense.

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