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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I confess yes, I'm blue with green eyes.

    Artist: English Beat
    Song: I Confess
    Real Lyric: I confess yes, I've ruined three lives.

    The story:

    I was in the car with my mother and sister and we were singing the lyrics together while the song played on the radio. I sang, "I confess yes, I'm blue with green eyes" My sister says "your wrong, it's: I confess yes, I blew every line!" My mother corrected us both. Needless to say, I felt stupid and so did my sister.

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