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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I cleared myself
    I sacrificed my booze

    Artist: Joni Mitchell
    Real Lyric: I cleared myselfI sacrificed my blues

    The story:

    Not embarrassing really, because I'm listing to the song on very good headphones and can finally hear her articulate the 'l' in blues (and a google search confirms it really is "blues") - but this is one of my favourite Joni songs and I've no doubt sung it wrong several hundred times. I still think booze is much more the kind of thing you might sacrifice for love. What does her version even *mean*?

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