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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I chime in with a
    Haven't you ever heard of closing the garden door?
    No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a
    sense of poison rationality

    Real Lyric: I chime in with aHaven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

    The story:

    I think 'poison rationality' would fit better with the song then
    the original words.

    I convinced my parents, sister, and three friends who have
    heard of P!atD but haven't heard any of the songs that these
    were the real words.

    So, not the most interesting/funny story. Probably the

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