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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can't wait for Demi Moore!
    I can't wait for Demi Moore!

    Artist: CIV
    Real Lyric: I can't wait one minute more!I can't wait one minute more!



    The story:

    This song came out in 1995, and I believe it was CIV's only hit. But I remember this song came out when I was twelve, and back then Demi Moore was a hot actress. By using the term "hot", I mean she was in demand and she was in a lot of films, not to mention the fact that guys would have endured the beating from Bruce Willis in order to spend one night with her. She still is a hot actress in the latter term, but then she was making more movies (no pun intended). So naturally, I never thought an angry white guy group would sing a song about her. Sure enough, I was rocking out to this song years later with some friends in the car, and after the song ended, they all looked at me as if I'd grown another head. I went years without knowing the right words, or even the title of the song.

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