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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving.

    Artist: Mariah Carey
    Song: Without You
    Real Lyric: I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving.

    The story:

    My friend, singing along to the radio, sang, much to the surprise of my befuddled ears, the aforementioned words. Luckily, the words are repeated in the second verse, and she did, indeed, say that.

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    this IS the funniest misheard lyric of all time.

    nlp81906 Jan 06, 2009 6:20 pm

    This song had been for Toyota Camry TV i really think Mariah sings "Camryyyy...if living is without you" The real version is " I can't live...if living is without you"

    leprous555 Sep 12, 2008 1:12 am