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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can't fight the fever. I can't find my concealer.

    Artist: Veruca Salt
    Song: Seether
    Real Lyric: Can't fight the seether. Can't fight the seether.

    The story:

    Me and a friend of mine couldn't figure out the lyrics and, of course, there was no internet back then, back when the song had just come out. So we made up these lyrics and would sing them at the top of our lungs. Even into my 20s, I would sing these lines when I heard this song. I still had no idea what the real lyrics were until I found this site and decided that I should submit them.

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    This is funny! Next time I hear this song I'm going to sing it this way.

    tkimpton Jun 07, 2009 6:38 pm