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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night.

    Artist: Shania Twain
    Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.

    The story:

    I was only slightly embarrassed by an understanding female friend.

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    cock could be a chicken :P

    benoticed Oct 07, 2012 10:20 am


    candidlace15 Sep 28, 2011 8:27 pm

    lol! that would be a very flexible guy!

    alikat Jul 30, 2011 12:57 am

    lol! that would be a very flexible guy!

    alikat Jul 30, 2011 12:57 am

    If someone can kiss their own cock at night. Night after night, without getting a severely sore back, I'd be impressed!

    bokke1 May 17, 2011 6:56 pm

    Me either, JMonkey. Hell, if I could do that, I would never leave the house . . . unless it were to sell tickets.

    lost_bob Oct 29, 2009 2:15 pm


    ilaurea Oct 17, 2009 8:37 pm


    ilaurea Oct 17, 2009 8:35 pm

    LOL!!! I heard about this one a long time ago and now I always hear it this way.

    TheSaxyOne Oct 13, 2009 9:22 am


    starlight Aug 23, 2009 7:47 am

    shania twain's hot though

    elvisbluntman777 Aug 18, 2009 5:02 pm

    If I could do that I could care less what Shania Thought about me.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:38 am

    Man, I haven't laughed that hard in so long. There were tears... I love the comment from lost_bob. That would be impressive!

    cazmilner Mar 13, 2009 1:15 am

    I always thought it was 'c**k' too - was disappointed when someone finally advised me it was merely 'car'. I thought Shania was kind of badass..... :(

    Kazcita Jan 21, 2009 4:59 am

    I have to admit, if somebody could kiss their own cock at night, I would be pretty impressed. I'm just saying. . .

    lost_bob Oct 01, 2008 12:13 pm