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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can't believe that she'll ever ever go
    Knowing she hurts me, obsessionately so

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: I can't believe that she'll ever ever goNot when she hugs me and says she loves me so

    The story:

    I finally heard the original version of the song (Devil in HIS Heart,
    by the Donays), and had a private revelation. No real
    embarrassment here, but I do like relating my misinterpretation
    to other Beatles fans. The real lyric seems a bit trite, especially
    having become used to the somewhat kinky notion that vocalist
    George thinks his girl's obsession with hurting him is a sure sign
    of everlasting devotion. I think my interpretation is better in the
    sense that it's more amusing, but it really doesn't fit the later
    lyric that clearly states: "She'll never hurt me."

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