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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I cannot believe we'd ever buy
    Forty cents.

    Artist: Verve Pipe
    Song: Freshmen
    Real Lyric: I cannot believe we'd ever dieFor these sins.

    The story:

    I was singing along in the car during a road trip and my sister told me I was an idiot. Afterwards, I reflected that the concept of buying forty cents was pretty stupid, after all.

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    hahaha my sister thought it was the same thing...except she thought it was "dot forty cents"

    jdjd021 Jul 25, 2011 1:45 am