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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I canít stand it, I'm on your planet.

    Song: Sabotage
    Real Lyric: I canít stand it, I know you planned it.

    The story:

    My husband and I were both singin along to The Beasties in the car when he turned down the volume, looked over at me and asked, "What'd you just say?!?" After telling him what I heard and insisting I was right....we made a bet! When we got home we searched the real lyrics, and found I was wrong. Losing the bet I had to sing the entire Sabotage song (Beastie Boy hand gestures and all.) Marraige is cruel.

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