I can feel one of my toes coming off.

The story:

I was singing these lyrics when my friend Jeff doubled over in laughter. "Don't you ever read the lyric sheet?" he asked. In fact, my version didn't seem all that odd given the general outlook of the narrator of "The Wall." Also in my defense, this is Pink Floyd, the band that released the album "Ummagumma." Try making any sense out of "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict" sometime.