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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I am the lord of the dance settee.

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: "I am the lord of the dance," said He.



    The story:

    A settee is another word for a sofa, and when I was about four I used to sing it all the time and jump about on the sofa while I sang. I used to have a picture in my head of loads of people dancing on a sofa. I think my mum thought I was mad! I finally learned my mistake in assembly in school when we were singing hymns, and I was really embarrassed.

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