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    I am the lord of the damp settee

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: I am the lord of the dance said He

    The story:

    A settee is another word for a sofa. It was in assembly at primary (elementary) school and the kids in the junior classes were singing this hymn. We infants didn't have the benefit of hymn books so I was convinced they were singing "I am the lord of the damp settee"
    No, I don't know why anyone would want to be the lord of an overly-wet sofa, but you don't feel in a position to question these things when you're only four and a half and have just started school!

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