The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My friend was over for dinner and put chop sticks under his top lips. As his wife rolled her eyes, he said, "I am the walrus." I quickly retorted, "and I am the apeman!" He said it was, "I am the eggman." Several of us laughed at him, and I said "how could you be so lame." He knew about this web site...now I am the goofman. Sorry John.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
4/6/2002 7:14 pm
Age it happened
34
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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