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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I am an arm stealer/Hitting you with the weapons in the form of words......

    This ain't a celing, it's a goddamn crawl space!!!

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: I am an arms dealerFitting you with the weapons in the form of words......This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race!!!

    The story:

    I's not embarassing per se...
    This was the first FOB song I ever heard. It was on the radio, and I was like "Oh, I've heard about these guys!" and listened.
    The song got weirder and weirder, and when I heard "crawl space"...let's just say FOB didn't make a good first impression. :) Luckily I heard the song title pretty soon.

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