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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I am a beautiful girl!

    Artist: Van Halen
    Real Lyric: Ahh, yeah, beautiful girls!
    The story:

    I am a die-hard Van Halen fan now, but I grew up listening to "Beautiful Girls". Ever since I was, well, old enough to talk, I sang the chorus right until it got to "Ahh yeah, Beautiful girls!", I'd sing the lyric as "I am a beautiful girl"! I'd always think to myself "Why are those guys saying they're beautiful girls?"! During New Years this year, while they were showing the "Best Of" of SNL on Comedy Central while they were showing the parody of the Budweiser ads from '96 where they played "Beautiful Girls". I was singing the misinterprited lyric while my sis was in the room and she started laughing! She said "And you call yourself a VH fan?! Even I know you're singing it wrong!".

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