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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I always knew you'd take a piss in this boot"

    Artist: Jo Dee Messina
    Song: I'm Alright
    Real Lyric: "I always knew you'd take the business route" (business like this: bus-i-ness)



    The story:

    Okay...I was with my mother in the car, and that song came on. I explained (after the point when that lyric plays) that I was disappointed with Jo Dee for putting words like that in her song. Mom wondered what I thought was offensive, and the rest is history. By the way, she laughed SO incredibly hard when I told her what I thought it was. :-)

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