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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I ain't never been with a woman long enough, before
    my roots could take hold
    We've been together so long now the old Main
    Street's closed

    Real Lyric: I ain't never been with a woman long enough, for my boots to get oldWe've been together so long now they both need re-soled

    The story:

    My misheard lyrics always made perfect sense to
    me...figuring every town has a Main Street, to have
    one actually close truly describes how long the
    singer says they've been together. Imagine my
    complete shock when after a lengthy debate with my
    husband a few short years ago, he proved my idiocy
    by googling the actual lyrics. Dang.

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