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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a prison lover ought to be!

    Artist: Spin Doctors
    Song: Two Princes
    Real Lyric: I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a prince and lover ought to be!

    The story:

    I was singing this one day in the communal showers
    while doing a 3 year stretch in San Quinten for
    armed robbery. I realized it must have been the
    wrong lyric when all of the other guys in the shower
    started giving me passionate, loving stares. My oh
    my, was I embarrassed!

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    This has got to be the most awkward story about a misheard I've ever read... lmao

    ShiversTheNinja Apr 16, 2014 8:49 am